Blogetary (Weblog + Commentary = Blogetary)

We are officially on Day 7 (or past it for people East of here).  The prompt today was a “Two-fer” Tuesday. So we got two prompts, “clean” and “dirty.” We could do either one or the other or both. Here’s my offering:

Clean

They want me to write clean.
What do they mean?
AUGH!
Such a mess.
Messy home. Messy life.
Messy metaphors.
When will I get it right?

Dirty

Why does it always go there?
I mean, it’s not bad it always goes there.
But does it HAVE to always go there?
Can’t it be funny and silly and light?
Why does it always go there?
Why does it always get dirty?